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I think a lot about penis

Posted by PigLice - January 20th, 2022


I think a lot about penis. More than I'd like to admit. So I'm admitting it here. Penis is something that consumes an unreasonable amount of my day to day thoughts. My own penis in particular. To be more specific, the size of my penis, naturally. The massive weight of the shaft portion...the hefty swing it brings to the table, loudly cracking the wood surface, dropping the jaws of the shocked home invasion victims. I'm going to jail tonight.


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thanks for the good news

Dude literally why are you so negative all the time. People sense it dude be more positive it is making your life worse than it needs to be you dont know it but a can do attitude will turn your life around tomorrow if you can harness it im being real dude go talk to someone itll work out

@PigLice I will do anything to make amends. Please, I beg you, don't leave me... I don't want to lose someone that I've been waiting for all my life. I promise I will be better and make things right.

Through all the pain of my life, all the mess, all the mistreatment, harassment and everything else I went through... You were there, you are my happiness, my everything.

Just so you know. I will never ever stop loving you, until the end of time.

I promise I will make you happy. I will protect you and I will take care of you.

Until death do us part. So, please don't leave me until then.

Your words have been heard my brother. Your words have been heard.

Peace be upon you and your kin for generations to come.

Until death do us part.